And Now, An In-Depth Interview with Adam Henkel, *by* Adam Henkel
Thanks so much for taking the time to sit down with me today. First of all, why are you interviewing yourself?
It seemed like a good way for visitors to get to know me.
So what's your deal?
Well, I'm an award-winning copywriter who's crafted campaigns for major clients such as Disney, Miller Lite, Procter & Gamble, Corona, New Balance and more. I pride myself on creating work that gets noticed by consumers, envied by fellow creatives, adored by clients, and--
Shut up, loser, you're the one who asked.
What kind of music do you listen to?
I enjoy everything from the Stones to Beethoven and--
Then why do you listen to so much Taylor Swift?
I, uh, I don't listen to Taylor Swift.
I'm you, dude, you can't lie to me. You listen to Taylor Swift because it feels like her lyrics are taken directly from your diary. You've literally thought that before.
Remember that one time you tried to cut your own hair?
This interview is over.